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Meet the Hosts

Abby and Sarah: Two sisters from New Jersey with sailor mouths and zero patience for performative perfection. We're slightly feral, deeply overstimulated, and definitely unhinged.

ABBY

Co-Host & Professional Hater

Abby is an HR powerhouse with 20+ years of experience helping Fortune 500 companies navigate everything from strategy to people chaos. She runs teams, manages three busy kids, and somehow always looks like she just stepped out of a salon. Sharp, stylish, and hilariously sarcastic, Abby can solve a corporate crisis and roast you in the same breath.

SARAH

Co-Host & Professional Chaos Coordinator

Sarah is a New Jersey-based sales executive, longtime business builder, and professional juggler of impossible schedules. With nearly two decades in financial services and fintech, she knows how to close deals, read a room, and survive on sheer willpower. She’s a mom, a straight shooter, and deeply committed to saying what everyone else is only thinking.

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